LA MERDE

is the nerdy wine project by an art school reject…

Or maybe it’s a pop art project by a somm-wannabe-turned-winemaker?

Either way it’s from me to you.

Because Wine is the Shit.

- Wine Custodian

est. 2015

(A percentage of all proceeds donated to a local food bank. Supporting one of America’s largest wine growing regions.)

A bottle of white wine and a filled wine glass on a black and glass table outdoors.

LIMITED RELEASES OF GOOD HAND MADE WINE.

SHOP WINE
Lavender hoodie with graphic text, black jeans with white belt, and black and white sneakers on a light surface.

HARVEST DESIGNS WITHOUT

PUTTING IN THE HARVEST TIME!

SHOP SCHWAG
Grapes hanging from a vine at sunset with the text 'Another Harvest EP' at the bottom.

SIP

Wine

Custodian

Just out here in the Willamette Valley with my friends doing all things wine.

I still love wine.

I hope you do too…

Drink Wine.

Bring a Friend.

Wine is the Shit.

Black and white photo of a smiling man with disheveled hair, partially obscured face with a black bar over his eyes, sitting at a table with a bottle of Romanee-Conti wine, a wine glass, and a pack of cigarettes.
FACTS

LA MERDE

“because this wine is the shit”

- pretty much everyone at some point.